it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
she was wearing a cheetah print one-piece and i slept with her anyway. big mistake.
My girlfriend figured out who you are.
New universal law, if a movie has a Rob Zombie song in it, its probably a bad movie.
I woke up to the bathroom door of steak n shake hitting me in the face at 4 in the morning...
ever seen your mom drunk enough to lick your face? i have
I taped a pair of scissors and a coupon for a waxing on the door. He gets to choose.
no we have a special triathlon I'm entering us in. drinking, fucking, and sleeping. I think we have a good shot.
Stay calm. It's a titty bar. A ring of cocaine will protect you.
There aren't enough words in the English language to fully describe how worried I am for your dick. And the rest of you, I suppose.
I'm naked in a forest ranger station right now
My friend came into the apartment in real handcuffs at 4 in the morning. She was laughing and running around and then proceeded out the door...
I'm crying watching Rihanna at the VMAs. Periods are a bitch
He said a lot of nice things about me, it was really uncalled for.
He has me blocked on facebook.... so I stalked him using my cats fan page.
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