does he have a tent? the camping kind not the boner kind.
thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
he got instantly turned off in the middle of a blowjob when he heard the news "twilight beat the blockbuster record of batman"
there should be laws that require people like to me to be on birth control.
the "its better than getting an actual virus from an actual porn star" argument failed.
Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
You stood outside his house all night throwing your sister's leftover Easter eggs and singing 'now you're just somebody that I used to blow'
they sound like some classy girls.
Hey, I don't give them daddy issues, I just take advantage of it. The real bad guy here is American parenting.
Also this freshmen guy is talking about his gag reflex and no one is making blowjob jokes. I have no faith in the next generation.
I'm sorry about all of the innappropriate shoe throwing
I'm never celebrating Galentine's Day again. It was a whorrific mess.
I also don't hate being called a giant sack of cheese. Is that weird?
just walked passed a black light...apparently he DID cum.
This is the most aggressive rendition of that Proclaimers song I ever heard.
Randomize
