He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
Tickle wars 95% of the time end in sex.
dear roomies, would anyone wanna donate the booze they left in the fridge over break to the "your roomies snowed in and all alone" fund?
Girl next to me just ralphed in a bag. Congrats class of 2010
He said he has something to give me... I swear to God if it's a joint or a framed picture of his penis i'm going to kill him
He needs to stop telling me how much he respects me. What does that even mean
Just blew my age on the breathalyzer. I also have 8 stitches in my head. So worth a .22 though. All time record.
I'm confused are we getting high or did someone actually die?
Cause its not a drunken adventure unless someone ends up in a pool
He's easy on the eyes, light on his feet, and rough in bed...what more could a girl ask for in a rebound?
He was my first. He knew. He knew right there I was wrapped around his penis.
They way I see it is I've wasted 7 years of having these glorious tits. I only have about 3 good years left before idk kids or just gravity takes over and they don't look this nice so it's basically open season.
pretty sure I woke up to him jacking himself off IN MY BED
I am at a cat party and I just witnessed people lapping vodka out of a bowl for a contest. Lol
So chicken strips and confidence do not you make you sober.
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