rubbing her clit was like playing thumb war
dude, i think we just came across a situation where tits weren't worth it.
Well I put her head right through the headboard. Thank god the room was under her name.
She loves me even though she knows all Ive done. Shes kind of like jesus.
That fucking fat Asian kid that NOBODY invited is stuck in the dryer again
something isn't right. i offered to be his sex slave and he declined..
Is it bad to get into the ocean at night? i always thought sharks hated the smell of vomit after drinking
You're worse than that girl who made out with her cousin at that party
That was you...
hey if you're going to the hospital do you wanna pick me up a taco on your way back
Bullets don't scare me. I wish I was a coyote
He sent me a slow motion video of him jerking off...it was so long (the video not his dick) even I felt awkward watching it alone
The other day, he sent me a snapchat of his dick in the forest. He captioned it "nature nudes."
I sense lesbianism
That's a weird power
We were sexting and i didn't know what to say, so i said i wanted to wrap him in tortillas and devour him like a burrito. then i went on by saying that i liked my burritos with a lot of cheese.
Once he bit me I drew the fucking line.
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