On a side note I can sing drakes “best I ever had” so good you’d think I was on degrassi.
You have to stop making references to your extense knowledge of 13 year old girl television programming for me to believe you aren’t homo. The Bravo line-up was one thing, but seriously
so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
im walking the streets of bville with a bag of cat food..looking for my car. i dont ever want to turn 21 again.
she just made a shot glass out of magazine paper. I love her.
idk if you're aware of this...but we could potentially have the greatest hate sex...ever.
shes got that 'its my party i can do meth if i want to' mentality. i like that.
just 'accidentally' changed my relationship status to 'in an open relationship' just to see what offers I might get if I were to dump him. it's not looking good
Just found my shirt from Saturday, got an automatic contact buzz.
Remember when I got my car stuck in my backyard?
Hiding the dark circles under my eyes this morning was like trying to hide a Beached Whale on the Couch eating Pita chips.
The nun costume is coming back hard and it still has glitter and the smell of Vegas on it.
Best. Text. Ever.
There is a high possibility I will pass out with my hand in a bag of Doritos
He texted me at 2am telling me to come get my American flag from his place, if that's not code for sex idk what is
It's pretty self explanatory. You tried to have sex on the hood of a car in front of everyone
We are horrible
Yeah but we're also awesome
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