'Watching yourself cry on Photobooth' is the new 'watching yourself cry in the mirror.'
I need to talk about my life with someone. Preferably with someone who hasn't tried to jizz on me
I bet you think you're really funny for switching my line of coke with a line of protein powder.
And I know a few people wouldnt want to even be around high people. Which is sad. But jet packs are cool.
Can you confirm that Victor fucked a girl for Jack in the Box tacos?
I cannot, but I know he fucked a girl for a Nerf hoop and a "Kingpin" dvd.
we're on our way back. she tried to pants the waiter again.
I am so 35 right now. Listening to REM, drinking red wine, and crying over an article about ecstasy in oprah magazine.
I just ate four packages of Swiss Rolls. Being high and on food stamps is AHmazing.
he was banged his ex for coke the whole time and is still the best guy so far this year. standards need to be raised.
Well, I'm getting my ex-boyfriend to get me a z pack to cure the chlamydia I got from my married fuck buddy so that I can fuck one of my students.
Obviously a higher power wants us to be sunday drunk together
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
My gynaecologist hit my g-spot today by accident and for some reason I went "at least someone found it" VERY AWKWARD
why isn't there a kind of gay where i let guys give me head but they don't expect me to give it back? i could be that kind of gay
He was that good?
If by science you mean beer then YES!!!!
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