I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
dude can i febreze my hair or is that slutty?
do you think there was ever a doctor who smelled his finger after giving a prostate exam?
I jacked off with the cucumber and then made that fatass a salad.
I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
the general consensus of people in the room is that i should have another bottle of wine.
"people in the room" being me.
I'm handcuffed to the toilet. Don't ask
took adderall before wrapping presents, ended up making paper snowflakes for two hours
Currently in the bathroom stall of a gay bar in new haven giving myself an anti throw up pep talk
STOP SETTING ME UP WITH GUYS YOU MEET ON CRAIGSLIST
There is no sno cone on earth better than alone naked time. Side note: text when you all are headed home.
What's the address and code again...does anyone need anything and why is my viking helmet on the bed?
I hate that I will forever be known as the girl who puked on the front lawn. That only happened once.
I’m gonna stop you right there. The last time you had a “brilliant” idea, I woke up to my kitchen covered in flour and a javelin through my tv.
I'm just really glad SD weather is so erratic so I can get away with wearing a scarf in May to cover up these hickeys.
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