She walked in the room and sighed really loudly fishing for attention. but I didn't bite cuz I don't give a fuck what's wrong with her.
I have a critically important question to ask.
Why does watermelon-flavoured candy exist?
I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
She used the word "fragged" in proper context. tell me that's not bust-nut hot.
He posted on my wall. Idk if I'm ready for that big of a commitment.
I feel like I'm sitting in a sleigh of puddy. It's not a bathtub though because you need a sleigh to go down a mountain.
At least I tried to be smart when I brought the alarm clock into the bathroom just in case I fell asleep.
It involved anal and pop rocks. Tell me how that could have ended well.
You got in the cab and told the cab driver "we only have seven bucks so you better drive fucking fast".
Hey have you ever thought about fishing cause I'd like to go fishing but don't know anyone that fishes and I'm gonna cry because. FISHING
I told him he was, quote: "A big cuddly bear" and he needed to get into my bed or I would set his Golden Retriever free.
So really what you're asking for is an allowance to not have sex on our futon.
She said she wanted you to slurp her vagina like a spaghetti noodle.
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
Act your age.
I am. I'm acting like a drunk 20 year old.
Randomize
