"tonights gonna be a goodnight" was blasting at the club while i was screaming "NO ITS NOT" and crying. How do you think it went?
he just put it in my mouth and said "go"
I haven't even gone in yet. I'm sitting in the waiting room playing a game i like to call "Who else is here for AA".
It's offcial there's a Bobby Light radio station on pandora.
I KNOW. I'm like, ew who are these ppl. And then I remember I'm traveling to New York to accidentally hook it with two different dudes in one weekend.
And it just wouldn't be a Thursday night without me having to cuss out a foreigner. The streak continues.
Yeah. He can't come because his mom found the pizza box under his bed with my underwear in it. He acted confused, guess because i forgot to tell him..
I still have a scar from the last time she gave me a handjob. There is NO WAY i'll stick my dick anywhere near her again
What did he say?
NOTHING. GODDAMN HIM AND HIS MAGICAL PENIS!
Just seen a chubby version of you. Nearly kidnapped her. Perfect woman
no he just sat there holding the hammer and grinning insanely
Oh no. Did you guys fuck on my pull out couch?
Honestly the prospect of dick really lifts a girl's spirits
I'm pretty sure that cute cop drove me home. Especially since I found his card in my purse.
I asked him if we could have sex sometime and he sent me a three page long text about his feelings for me. that's the only possible situation I've ever run into where a "k" response would have been more appropriate.
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