My new storm is the chrons
The only reason I needed a new one is bc I threw up on my other one(248): And since Verizon doesn't have a throw up test, I was eligible for a new one
I wish scraping a resin bowl could be considered cleaning.
if they reproduce, their children will be the worst quarters players ever
i am too hungover to go to class can you just call me and put it on speaker phone
he just sent me a pic of him naked with a bucket of margarita mix hanging off his dick
She just rubbed her face all over pool chalk. I feel like it's time to go
I just found what appears to be a tooth in my purse...anybody missing one?
Your never gonna wash that desperation outta that sweatshirt you know.
I had sex with her like 200 times, and she was only pregnant once, those are pretty good statistics.
you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
I love flavors. My neighbour is owide smoking and so am I. I'm adio boooooored and I need an adult.
So were u tired or drunk when u wrote last night's text message?
pills.
Dude if you're not gonna answer them I'm gonna stop snapchatting you my hook ups
I was gonna jerk off, but then I thought about that movie last night and it killed that idea. I have serious boner trauma.
Now that you have a boyfriend, can I have my vibrator back?
My drunk ass is being chauffeured around like the damn queen of England
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