Hi, this is ****, we hooked up a few weeks ago. I was wondering, do you have any STDs?
I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
well when i got there she was attempting to stick the cat in her mouth.. so maybe you should go check on her
had to split buying plan b over two cards. I will no longer challenge people to get on my level
I watched her follow him out of the bar, chase him around the corner and literally throat punch him. It was awesome.
hurry up this bar wont let me order big pitchers of beer for just myself
He fell on top of me at a party. I slept with him a week later. We've been fucking for 2 moths. Most successful relationship ever.
Remember how he wouldn't sleep with me "out of respect"? Well, Mr. Respect just fingered me in a parking garage.
Just when I thought he had turned a new leaf, I see a "Let me get you pregnant" shirt in his closet
Our DD painted my costume on me for tonight. The strippers have been teaching him how to paint costumes.
I tried to steal a Mike's Hard sign last night but it didn't work out
why what happened?
Well it was going fine.. until the bouncer noticed the three foot steel lemon sticking out of my jacket.
I may have had several rum punches and then gone to the store and used European cucumbers to prove my baton twirling prowess.
I'm over here willing to be the Yoda of fucking but I guess he just doesn't want to be a Jedi.
so then the cop took one last hit off our blunt and then drove off in his car and we just all stood there thinking, yea... that just happened...
But I’m still curious to know... how did the homemade porno go?
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