is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
We need to stop celebrating holidays that dont belong to us
I'm going on a valentine's date with the random guy i hooked up with in the bar bathroom this weekend...i feel like julia roberts
I'M SO WET FOR FREEDOM
Had a dream I beat up niall then madeout with him while snorting coke out of a dragons egg
I told him his only options were from behind or me on top. I was not about to mess up my $80 blow out before graduation.
It takes a special friend to go vibrator shopping with
Yes. It does.
I just looked down and realized I was walking around in briefs and a ninja turtle shirt; and for a second, I thought I was 8 again... Weird...
It's not even 8 pm, or Saint Patrick's Day, and Kevin is drunk on my roof humping the air
IN OTHER NEWS did you guys see Orlando Bloom's penis today? I did
But Keith is doing MDMA for New Years and he's 39.
Keith has a beautiful 20 year old girlfriend, a good job and a cute puppy. We can't all be Keith.
But I want to be Keith.
I'm pretty sure my calc professer is on coke. He's just too excited for this to be an 8am class.
Did April legit get married in a parking lot?
Do you think the hole in the ceiling will count against our security deposit?
she's 6'2. you bet your ass i slept with her.
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