so he shaved. down there. and before he took his pants off i thought it was hot but then all i could think about were the naked mole rats from 7 grade science class.
Who wants to bang the sort of girl you can get with Axe body spray??
you didnt know i had herpes?
i was concerned for your health after you took your "last shot" four times...
Its really not funny anymore. I need to stop shaving while i'm drunk
It's one of those days where you order the free Papa John's pizza so the delivery guy can bring you Coke to go with your rum. The tip was more than the order.
you ate dog biscuits in front of my dogs and laughed at them for not have opposable thumbs
If she wants experimental lesbian sex, i call dibs
This heat and humidity do not mix with these braless DDs and a tank top at a BBQ.
How is there no taco emoji?! That's some bullshit.
Fucking shoot me with this y'all shit. You were in Texas for 2months you do not have an accent Madonna
Just wanted to say, I appreciate your bravery in having read receipts
To be fair I went my whole first week without showing up to work drunk!
if happy hour never ends, you’ll never have to eat kale
She demanded to see my stimulus package, I had to go over.
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