That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
just caught my little brother jacking off the family pet
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
Brought 2 entire pizzas with to the bar, everyone loves us
I was naked with an australian flag taped to my boobs. Damn internationals think they can claim everything.
broke the door off of my fridge tryin to have a indoor rodeo
He puked over my shoulder into the toilet. The guy in the next stall sounded totally appalled.
Is drinking before noon still a bad idea if you invent an amazing cocktail?
I`m watching Shallow Hal & Jack Black has better nipples than Jimmy's chick.
I just had to kick out lesbian wedding crashers. They literally wanted to punch me. I threatened to call the cops so they went outside and smoked a joint.
So I just had breakfast and then sex in a parking garage before he went to school and thus I am loving my life
I was like sure, i'll have a drink or two to end the night early. Next thing i know theres a ton of dudes in my house and like 3 gallons of wine. I cant do anything in moderation.
I'm not a morning person, and, trust me, no matter how good your cock may be, it will not turn me into one.
I have serious attachment issues. I just realized how long its been since ive smoked out of my bong and I feel guilty for dis owning it this week
The dog peed on the neighbors baby Jesus. No wonder she thinks we're the devil.
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