Hehe I wanna Australian kiss.. Its like a French kiss but down under ;)
So I had sex with him again. He's still got it. Not chlamydia, he got rid of that.
sometime during the course of last night, i decided to get donuts for this morning. i'm a fucking genius when i smoke.
Fuck?...well quicky, i have to study...unless you can read my book while i bang you, then it can last four chapters
I can be that talented
To the person who left a cup of vomit in the bathroom: I commend you for your aim but you are dead to me- not an ideal birthday present.
I walked in and saw him spread eagle on the couch beatin it, while he just pet the dog that sat there and stared. mom was pissed
He showed up at my house, drunk, proclaiming that he needed to fuck me...my dad let him in
I dealt with the imported moonshine, but when the cocaine came out, I had to get the fuck out of there
Suspicion confirmed. my mom has her nipples pierced
Way to crack the case Nancy Drew
In the future, could you not call me 'bro' while we're having sex?
of all the things that should kill me, scurvy wont be one of them
I'm just gonna ride this ego train to sex town
Pretty sure I scared her away last night by putting a vodka tampon in my ass
When I woke up this morning I swear my mouth tasted like dick and rolaids.
Want to go to Victoria’s Secret? His fiancée is out of town and I’m going to try and stop the wedding with lingerie and lots adventurous sex
Absolutely! I love a good sexual filibuster!
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