: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
Well at one point you put icyhot on your feet because you lost your shoes and it was snowing outside.
the guy was wearing a viagra shirt, i knew what i got myself into.
when she was 9 she got kicked out of our 4-H camp dance for pole dancing on the spirit stick
just found glitter in my belly button...seriously when will this nightmare end
im just sayin im driving an hr to pick her up, just cause shes your gf doesnt mean i shouldnt be entitled to a bj
Guys, right now i need a picture of a squirrel, preferably with one of you guys but not necessary.
Mike is worried about me going on a cruise in June without him....how cute he thinks we are going to last till June
We dared each other to drink Arbor Mist, and I waterboarded someone with tequila.
S.O.S. he's talking about horses and breast feeding.
My attorney has my name in her roldex as need to hit that. Im gonna win my case
I feel like I'm going to shit out a Big Mac
Did you wake up next to Karina?
So that's her name
We need to feng shui this bitch.
If he wants a future he'd best figure out the calendar function on his phone. If he can invite you to his penis he can invite you to his google cal.
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