we're blogging at a bar
theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
Somewhere at this very moment, a group of drunk white girls are singing dont stop believing.
it wasn't the penis i had been hoping for.....but i took it regardless.
I really think we need to get on this Charlie Sheen bandwagon
he definitely had sex before you were fully potty trained.
Also, ran into my neighbor across the street. He told me about scheduling his vasectomy. We are officially way beyond the acceptable point for asking his name again.
If you want me to retract my crazy cat lady comments pictures of yourself dressed as a cat are not the way to do it.
It's that whole "half Japanese, half asshole" thing. My brother and I have found that people really go for that
He got me a cake that said " Congratulations on the dick "
He called from a stranger phone to say. He was a t a liquior store and there was a long line they have no condoms. This is the guy i was gonna go on a date with
Atleast he is letting you know he will be late
Lying naked in bed eating carrot cake of off my bare breasts while watching Family Guy. Tonsilitis isn't all bad!
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
This morning he fucked me while I was brushing my teeth. So I kept brushing as he thrusted. Then I brushed his teeth with my toothbrush while he was still in me. So hygienic.
I'm actually pinning crap for Friendsgiving like a boss right now. These bitches better show up.
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