Next time i try to unbutton my R.A's shirt with my teeth, please stop me
No promises.
Hooked up with my first aid and cpr teacher last night. She dressed as a lifeguard and brought me back to life. Beat that.
We have a drunken confused pantless man in our apt. Boots.
I'm going to have to take an awkward trip to the front desk to ask them if they found a pair of turquoise shorts and an "I'm the Mom" sweatshirt.
Knowing that he goes to voodoo every Thursday really makes me want to get myself checked.
So I did end up texting him last night... I asked him how he felt about haircuts... not sure where I was going with that one?
Is buying her a loofah for my house commitment like? I don't wanna give the wrong idea
Please tell me there is not a bookmark on your browser with the title "Christmas Porn"
My ultimate goal is to get laid wearing a horse mask... That would be awesome on all possible levels
He sent me a 2am email the just said "Ping". Nerdiest booty call ever.
She deliberately backed into the homewrecker's whoremobile and yelled ""FOR SPARTA!"
my nose is crying tears of wow.
the fact that I can still put my shoes on is a testament to the fact that I can outdrink these bros
I think i just made eye contact with his roommate... while doing reverse cowgirl. Yup i have no shamee
The weirdest part of it all was wondering if I was going to take off his fanny pack or he was before we fucked
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