Was i wearing a white blazer when you superpoke danced me??
You know im sick of people that are still obsessed w obama. that was sooooo last year
To think... Somewhere, too drunk by buckcherry is someone's theme song
his name is not nearly as fun as i thought to yell out in bed
and the award for most disgusting thing ever done on my couch now officially goes to you! Congratulations, you won the couch...I can't even look at it anymore.
um, yes. it's my birthday, of course there will be acid.
You then proceeded to tell me how good of a cook you were and put raw cookie dough in the champagne.
You take your time. Wallowing in last nights filth is the best way to get over a hangover
I need to shower, but I have no shower curtain... I think I can get by with a whore bath and a hat for one more day.
Bonus points if someone shits their pants. Only 1/2 bonus points if it's you
Bonus points are bonus points regardless
I ate you ate to the whole david gray album
Technically ya I did. Hes tried to get down my pants like 3 times now and every time I have been all "these are not the Droids you are looking for"
I need vodka and champagne for my new favorite drink, vodkapagne. Alternative spellings are "vodkapain" and "vom-machine"
I've grown it out to 70s proportions. I'm calling it my chastity pelt.
Did I honestly think it was a good idea to wear my pink robe out in public at 2 in the morning ?
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