Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
i didn't know you could wash puke off of bras with a dishwasher.
I think call of duty has replaced my masturbating. And I'm alright with that.
I literally just wrote "I'm sorry" in my blue book, got up and walked out
Remember the time we were in the hospital and I wanted to steel the arm restraints and use them as sex toys?? Oh college memories....
We just for robbed for the second time. I believe the only thing I have left to my name is my $75 dildo
Listen I know you hate her for what she did but this is getting our of hand. Please please tell me where you hid her wedding dress.
Hey remember that night when you sang Fergie to me? I think that's the exact moment in time when the thought "I could be faithful to this man" came into serious consideration.
Do you think we could brew coffee with beer? I'm thinking a hazelnut Guinnesspresso can only end with pure awesome.
I think I blacked out after I decided drinking alone on the trailered jetskis was a good idea
I shaved my asshole for you. You WILL fuck me tonight.
I successfully navigated a full, lengthy interaction with my dad in which he never asked me if I was freshly baked. 10 points.
there's a 50/50 chance the night will end in alcohol-induced rituals of satanic nature
my roomie eats chipotle far too often. when i was looking for a bag to throw up in I had my choice of a wlamart bag and 10 chipotle bags
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