Do you think they could tell I was high on that conf call?
I may have told her we're dating for a handjob, Fake tits are overrated.
it tastes like there's a party in my mouth and everyone is throwing up
New. Vanessa hudgens nude pics
That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
Laughlin, where retired strippers come to die.
Mat is currently running around his basement "trying to catch oxygen in his mouth."
this whole plan B standoff thing with her is really starting to make me nervous
Right but I don't wanna waste the whole weekend not having sex when we could be having sex
I don't know if I'm feeling really nervous right now or just extremely horny.
She complimented my boobs and then told me I smelled like teddy bears before falling asleep on the floor.
I think I ejaculated my soul out.
Do u ever find yourself high af, watching American ninja warrior and crying at the athletes stories?
Your shirt... Was in my pants
Did this whole conversation happen while you were shitting?
There's a guy masturbating in front of Sephora right now
Randomize
