Raging hang over. 6AM finish. Shat on a bag of trash in an alley. D L that last bit.
Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
I'm starting to think The only feelings I have anymore are drunk and hung over
you can't hurt those
Is there a reason why the cops knew her name as they were chasing her?
his roommates said i can move in if i promise to only drink tequila the rest of the semester. challenge accepted.
Its the least I can do really, I mean, I did sleep with her husband...
Sext: Bring me pancakes from the midnight breakfast gathering please
I think after 8 tries we can say Stoli Thursdays cause too much damage.
You gave me a bottle of tequila and introduced me to a ginger named cowboy. I actually love you.
Beer bong just needs to be rebedazzled but it's gonna make it
Stay strong! Remember we're too uncoordinated to be strippers to make money instead of being a nurse
No? The only contact I've had with him for months was when I drunk texted him from Costa Rica to say that all jazz sounds the same
The moment when you go to plug in someone else's phone in your car and your lube is in the way. Don't mind that it's just my center console car lube. Normal.
The FEDEX guy just cock blocked me by getting his van stuck in my driveway
Oh, do you remember telling everyone you were with that your vagina was angry last night?
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