R you on birth control?
No, why?
...no reason
you would have Pina Colada flavored saliva.
Apparently she held up my head the entire 40 minutes, convincing the cab driver that I was okay
the parents are super pissed...made eye contact with the mom while going down on another girl
This year i'm grateful for nothing other than the discovery that the uncircumcized rumors about him were wrong
I've been timing it. He's been showering alone for 33 minutes. 4 minutes ago, he said "truth or dare." haven't heard anything since.
I would fuck him In a heartbeat, an obese child running up stairs with an irregular heartbeat, heartbeat.
And now for everyone's least favorite sport... Drunk babysitting.
Omg, you would have loved the guy I almost hit with my car tonight
Just saw a dude walk out of the parking. Garage in a diaper and tutu. He had a handle in one hand and a toy bow in the other
LOL its 11 am
Mostly because I hate my job and a have a photogenic penis.
Last night she walked off and disappeared from everyone got home at 330 and said she went to the casino with her cab driver.
Being the hot sister definately has advantages, I'm pretty sure I ruined her engagement
there's fucking coffee grinds packed all inside my pipe. what did i do
so we have roughly decided that hes the dude all the chicks will bang in college, just so he will do their term papers
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