why do they call them blowjobs? ....unless i'm doing it wrong?
I'm gonna have bed sores at the end of this hangover.
we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
I am gunna fuck the accent right out of her mouth
he tried to make a toast, but hit the moving ceiling fan with his beer instead
while we were dancing I voluntarily took my bra off and hung it around his neck as a necklace. 2011 lets go
I'm so in the Halloween spirit, I zombified my all of my nudes on my phone. Tell me this isn't creative.
In honor of the internet blackout, I think everyone needs to change their Facebook pictures to ones of them being blacked out.
What's the politically correct way of saying you've made someone your bitch?
How bad is it that I'm banned from all of your family functions due to sleeping w/ both your brother and sister and they both hate me for pursing a relationship with either of them.
I still have way too many Frat houses to get blackout drunk at before I'm get in any type of relationship
I'm twenty nine years old, now is not the time to start trying new drugs. I need a hedge fund...not another drug-induced hangover.
Don't worry, I'm not gonna try making you Eskimo sisters with your mom
11:30pm - Shots together. 12:15pm Shots together. 12:45pm Shots together. 9:30am Plan B's together.
Woke up with a bed full of sand...care to explain?
Isnt is self explanatory?
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