More tranny stories later!
the people of mcdonalds are all starring at me & this dude like they know we just slept together
New channing tatum movie.
I'll bring my vibrator.
Guy next to me at the plasma center is high and watching porn on his itouch. I am wayy to hung over for this level of poor.
pouring popcorn down my shirt before we went to the bar was the best idea ever. it was delicious and convenient.
I don't remember anything but yelling at the ref in Spanish.
They're doing a Bong-A-Thon for 4/20. I don't care if you quit. You are coming out of your weed retirement for this.
if I could send you my dick right now I would. that's how good of a friend I am.
There were slices of bread pasted to the wall with peanut butter this morning. I don't want to know
got high to the hills theme song. FEEL THE RAIN ON YOUR SKIN. no regrets.
He wanted me to strip for him. I told him that we aren't at that serious of a fuck buddy relationship yet
Strip clubs just aren't as fun when a man tries to drunkenly grind on you.
I'm sending lingerie pics that I took yesterday. I fully prepared for this holiday
I just did a walk of shame on my own block. one of the old neighbors saw and greeted me "good morning, girl next door"
You just sent a mass text asking if anyone ever drank the blood of a goat in the glorious name of Satan...after that we confiscated any writing utensil
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