So does your leg always twitch violently when someone plays with your clitoris? Or has my ten years of piano playing finally paid off?
i just went 2 months without giving head... thats like two months without coffee. or two months without sun.
I'd rate him "doable" on a scale from "ew, run" to "you should've already fucked him".
That's about an "8" on normal scales.
Passed out mid cig in bed last night. Thank you cough for allowing me legal prescription hydrocodone.
A few days ago I apparently came up, asked her to make me soup, and handed her a can of coconut milk.
I feel like there is something fundamentally wrong with me as a woman. My initial text to you was "What's up, fuck bucket?"
Pulled over to puke on the way to sign closing papers on the house...Good sign of responsibility.
if you arent using your penis to save lives, then what good is it?
I don't know man. I fell outside Pizza Hut and an employee had to perform first aid. But I think I got free pizza. So it was worth it.
Just so you know in the morning, yes you did send your bartender a snap of your boobs. No I didn't try to stop you because you used sound logic for doing so.
I was out of weed and my vibrator broke, so I'm now at Red Lobster.
The next time you invite me out to a bar full of cougars warn me first. I never felt like a piece of meat before.
I do have a history of lying to Customs. I once convinced them I was an astronaut.
I might have to quit marching band. It's affecting my drinking schedule
What better than a girl who loves jager, sexts like a champ and is down for t-bell at any hours of the night? oh wait, NOTHING.
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