i just saw an asian skipping down the street and it made me think of you
I think the world might be a better place if everyone was capable of having open relationships.
There are lots of gay asians. This is better than i was expecting
I'm gonna make a mold of your dick so I can make popsicles
I heard an explosion in the backyard. You told me you were playing "will it burn".
I've known you for the past two years. You never kid about biology or alcohol.
We tried to hook you up with a girl but you said you'd rather fuck the large muscular black man because "At least he'd be tight". He was the bouncer, he heard you.
At 2pm we are having a MANDITORY house meeting about last night. ALL must be in attendance!
I'd like to review the planning and execution of the party to determine how we hosted a naked party, to determine how we can have more.
his basement wasnt heated so when i asked for a hoodie someone gave me a kimono.. i passed bc who the fuck knows where that shit has been recently
I sent dad a photo of my graduation certificate from drug therapy class. It was his birthday so it seemed appropriate.
You don't have to have sex with both if us but I would like a little positive fucking regard.
i've now hooked up with two guys who have tattoos of their sister's names...so that's a reality i have to live with...
DICK-CITY HERE WE COME
Someone wrote "LazerSwords" on my cock last night. My erect cock. Tequila is no one's friend.
I love how when he said ecstasy pills both of our heads whipped around like a couple of horned owls.
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