At Wal-Mart last night I watched two guys scramble for $4.34 to pay for a pack of ping pong balls and red solo cups. They had to put the .34 on a credit card. Winter break begins!
I just finished washing your number off of my chest. I'm Bryan by the way.
Apparently I did my philosophy paper last night. It's not bad either.
She looked like a pterodactyl.....but dude i love dinosaurs
did you seriously make the punch out of vodka and food coloring
THIS IS THE EMERGENCY BOOZE SYSTEM. I AM EN ROUTE TO DEWITT WITH A FIFTH OF TEQUILA. THIS IS NOT A TEST
As a matter of fact, I am on the treadmill with the Bottle of UV Blue as we speak.....
I got really high and googled the history of Amish people for like an hour.
I won the booty shaking contest by mooning the whole bar
there was 'chicken suit porn' in my search history.......also 'scuba diving porn'
If it wasn't for the fact that I drink during my lunch break I'm pretty sure I would have quit this job by now
ill dress up as a sperm donor and you can go as the cup....
What's the plan?
Not sure. I think I'll take a dump on his windshield.
quit whining, rub some dirt on it, and lets get out there
its my penis
What does it mean when the bartender gives you 4 straws?
Randomize
