my night went downhill once I lost my bikershorts. EAWSSSSYY ACCESS
accomplished twins. life is a go
who's fault is it that she tells me today she is only 16 because i definately met her at the bar...
I got vodka in my stocking. Having an alcoholic mom has paid off.
the girl I was having sex with just mumbled victory for msu during sex. i love basketball season
I promise not to drug you or anything. Please come to my birthday party.
We were just at different life stages. He wanted to get married and have kids, I wanted to take MDMA and fuck my roommate.
Love me.
GO THE FUCK TO BED IT'S 3AM I AM NOT TAKING YOU TO MCDONALDS.
Just for one nugget?
Pain in my heart, regret in my vagina
Steve watched craig and I have sex from the top level of his cat tower this morning.
Some dude just said my hair smells like his pillows
I made the last cup in beer pong off the dude's hat. I also faintly remember rapping Forever by Drake during said game.
I just don't understand why we can't have sex in the house. I'll come see you but I'll have to think about the barn thing.
Keep two things coming: nudes and puppy pictures
I feel like I'm in a astronaut outfit like I'm a spaceman & I'm just floating around cause that's all you do in space is float and I'm floating to be in detail
Houston we have a problem
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