Is it awkward that I've slept with every guy in this room?
Only if they know about it too.
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I fucking love fucking science majors-- she told me that she wanted to know if her gag reflex got better or worse with alcohol, and that her initial evidence had been inconclusive. So, next few weeks, yeah, gettin blown periodically. All I have to do is keep a log.
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
This girl would not stay down. It was like night of the living dead. She kept on rising up to haunt anything with a penis
the only consolation to the fact that i puked in public today was that i did it down a storm drain... so at least i am a responsible public puker
Damn, it's been so long since I had sex I could use the cobwebs from my vagina to decorate for Halloween.
Yea he doesn't really know about any of this yet but my game plan is to keep wowing him with my vagina and cooking skills. It's up too future me to handle the rest.
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
So how exactly do I backtrack from motorboating and ass grabbing?
DUDE FUCK CALL ME SHE HAS GRANDKIDS
When the theology professor asked me what touched me most about this trip to Rome, I guess "the guy from last night" wasn't the proper response.
I was just at the gas station and happened to look left and see a girl blowing some guy. How was your night?
There's wine in the fridge here. You could leave school and we could get day drunk.
That's my favorite drunk.
I was stuffing my face while buying a brownie and coffee and some kid I fucked came up behind me and said. Someone's hungry.
Randomize
