no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
I'm going to start giving girls scratch off lottery tickets when they leave my place in the am. That way they have a chance of not regretting the night before
She used the introduce me to her roommates so she could find out my name trick the next morning..I may be in love.
The only thing I really remember is repeating "I hope I still have a job on Monday". Oh and pulling my boob out of my dress.
So I take it the company Christmas dinner went well then...
THERE IS PRACTICALLY A BEER FUCKING WATERFALL
Dude before you bang that chick preheat the oven to 425 I wanna make a pizza for afties
im not sure what exactly happened but i may need help faking my own death
Eric and I just went in the hallway to practice our new handshake in a real life situation at live speeds. That high.
Pretty sure the shower sex fucked up my hip alignment... im walking like im 104 today
As the bouncer was escorting you out, you yelled "keep your filthy dick beaters off me!"
He drunkenly stumbled over to me and told me my "crotch looks spectacular tonight"..... i think this could work
Prerry sure I narrowly avoided being tazed by a swat cop last night... But on the up side, we found my purse.
Hooking up with him was lovely.. but waking up in his bed the next morning and finding double stuffed oreos... I mean.... I won
only I would find a long lost relative through a craigslist casual encounters ad
Maybe it’s too soon to casually tell the boss that I went to Tulsa for some dick last night
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