last night i got mauled by 2 gay men who were trying to make each other jealous by making the other think they could swing back- you're going to love atl
I may or may not have puked in my RA's suggestion box.
Her dress is practically falling off. It must know I'm here.
Kinda felt bad though cuz she whimpered and shuttered a lot, i felt like i was kicking a puppy, only the puppy liked it and came a bunch
He picked me up for our 1st date and saw my roommate crying on the floor Fabreesing her vagina...
I am not apologizing for rubbing my balls on your leg...that is a risk you take when you come out to the bar with me
he got a charlie horse midthrust which triggered my orgasm we're still sorting this out.
It's official. I now have that "I was drunk and needed the money" college story to share later in life.
I feel like after that many guys, all of the water in your body is just replaced with pure jizz, honestly.
Lots of alcohol last night skiing this morning = me throwing up off chairlift
DOWN HORMONES. BACK.
We can get drunk and battle coyotes
"he sent me a picture of a puppy in return for a picture of my boobs. He then captioned it with "look it's puppies first time at the beach". "
Have you ever gotten such awesome underwear you wish you didnt have to wear pants?
I literally ended up in this basement and was tangoing w my friend and then I peed in a supply closet and had to be put to bed
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