You're gonna have to start calling my house phone from now on
How come?
Cuz 'Dad' looked pretty similar to the word Dane when i sent that picture message
At the hair cuttery. A father here with his daughter just answered his phone "ken's whorehouse"...Now I remember why I used to pay more for haircuts.
seems the shocker is way more shocking if u get the fingers wrong
maybe tonight we can turn coloring into a drinking game
My body isn't even mad at me...just disappointed
I ended up taking shots of whiskey and chasing them with potato wedges, I have never felt more Irish
he's dressed up as pikachu 3 fucking years in a row and gotten laid each time. i don't understand
#1 RULE OF DRINKING: DELETE YOUR EX'S NUMBER FROM YOUR PHONE
There was an Altoids can full of urine in the bathroom. I do not want to know what was going on in there.
and now i get to think about how i fulfill a gay man's harry potter fantasy. thanks for that
Because 9 pm Thursday you drink a loco cause you just wanna get drunk and have a good time with your friends. Then you wake up on Tuesday and you've had 17 locos and you're pregnant, lying on the side of the road, 3 states over. THAT'S why we don't have only locos parties.
You got this. You survived the RA last semester (granted you almost got arrested but still.)
It was the needle in the haystack of teary, unpleasant handjobs.
There was a woman who drank mouth wash to get drunk during her supposed detox...this is def the internship for me!
I don't remember anything beyond the drinking game but I woke up in my own pee this morning so I'm just gonna go out on a limb and say I overdid it.
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