she just stood in the kitchen yelling "REAL WOMEN HAVE CURVES"
I just made a friends list on fb of all the guys ive hooked up with. genius.
I like to think that tonight was Jesus punishing James Cameron for his role in popularizing "My Heart Will Go On."
He made me a "booty call of the year" award.
He appeared on my 7th floor fire escape and sang to me and jimmy through the window when we fucked. He's like a drunken mix of Sinatra and Spiderman.
My day may involve a drug pinata. I LOVE MY LIFE.
Archery is over so let's go back to not giving a fuck for the next 3 years and 11 months
Well there is another shower in Nov. So I have three months to figure out how to get some drunk space fucking. May need some of your mead
Embrace your curves. Cuz we're too poor for a coke habit.
Okay hun. Well my neighbors haven't called the cops yet so I think we're good. No more burning in the yard.
I creeped him on fb. I'm about 90% sure I just blew him in the same tux he wore for his wedding..
How did it feel to just observe all the people blacking out usually you're on the other end of things
I felt like I was at the zoo
Showing girls my stab wound was not the brilliant idea I thought it was.
Uhh I just had to break up with a guy who I didn't even know I was dating...
What can I say, like your penis. The fact that I like the person attached to it helps too
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