i don't like sucking hair
Dude that chick in the corner just threw up
Hot
so im in the parking lot of taco bell eating a taco...and some girl just got out of a car and screamed at the top of her lungs "XANEX FOR SALE!!!!" i fucking love Hamilton.
sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
Of course she said it wasn't that good, I don't bring my A game to pity fuck the thrice divorced girl from work
You just kept holding your breath for a really long time and calling it lung excersizes.
I'm venturing to your corner of this sin house in t minus 2 minutes.
8:30 every morning in the third floor bathroom we fuck in the handicap stall. You have your morning workout and I have mine.
Apparently getting dressed is an all-day activity.
Plus, I've always wanted to drive in rush hour with a huge cock drawn on my hood
rigging a system to keep my jello shots cold in class. important election day work.
Im in my back seat in my own drive way with two beers left to shotgun and watching the sunrise. Am I over her yet?
No, you made a silk sheet toga and held up a dildo calling yourself "The Statue of Puberty". People made pilgrimages from the other party down the block to see you.
Thus began an intricate shell game of nude cardigan photos
It's beautiful. It's what jesusxwants. I should send you a pic of my boobs out of friendship
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