i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
There's a sucker born every minute but swallowers are harder to find.
So glad I found your sister.
you went up to their shower, tripped in it, accidentally turned it on and then claimed that you like to "test everyone's showers"
Dude, she puked up her Plan B, then reached in the toilet and re-swallowed it. That chick does NOT want a baby
Remind me if I threw up on you last night or if that was just a dream.
Most sexually ambiguous night of my life. Kept switching from the NBA finals to the Tonys.
Freshmen girls are like potato chips you can't have just one.
It's official. This guy and I are going gay for each other. We're tasting the fucking rainbow.
My boob is missing a layer of skin
If I don't have tequila in my hand soon, I'm going to have to violate human rights laws
He seems like a super lonely dude. I bet if I gave him a picture of my tits he wouldn't make me turn in this paper.
I mean, it's just pathetic when the standard is tinder and he can't live up to it.
pls come over. need ride to hospital once taquitos are ready
Well drunk me was looking out for sober me again, hid the beer and bought another case for me
I'll give you some leg action but I'm not showing you anything else until your penis admits it loves me
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