there was a guy here who managed to get his head stuck in a fishbowl. no, I don't fuckin know how
I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
me neither. i remember bell pepper tequila but not why or yelling
Hahaha, I forgot about doing shots out of the bell pepper
I would think I was a stalker too if I wasn't myself
Are we hungover?
I got a lapdance from a gay guy in red uggs and spandex shorts with reindeer antlers on. And I don't remember it. Hungover does not even cover it.
Drinking franzia alone at noon watching a cheese themed episode of "The Chew" I'm ready to admit I need a job.
We lost you in the mall, but to no surprise we found you waiting in line to sit on santas lap. You said you wanted to ask him for a pound of weed and a subway giftcard for xmas.
like are we talking 'quick beer' bad or 'break out the real vodka' bad
fuck whipped cream. I'd eat vegetables off those abs
He was so fat that he broke two of my ribs
Maybe it's time to stop screaming I'm a chubby chaser every time you enter a drinking establishment
You're his holy grail. The moment he finally gets you to orgasm he'll probably just retire and become a monk.
Good god, my descendants are going to be fucked.
Like I fucked him in the shower at 3 am when I had classes all day the next day so he can't say I'm not dedicated
Just waxed 95% of the hair off my vag. If he doesn't enjoy this tonight, you will, whether you like it or not.
Well, not only did I find out the Top Knight has roof access, I also let a guy I just met eat me out on the roof. Seems like a lot of wins if you ask me.
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