i just google searched 'can you pop your ovary'
my grandma just told me that size does matter, and don't let anyone tell you anything different.
You said that we had to leave the party together and proceeded to repeat the "ducks fly together" speech from The Mighty Ducks word for word. Soon the whole party was quite and started chanting quack..quack...quack..
he doesn't care that i have a boyfriend so why should i?
logic in its finest
I just got eleven picture messages of my dick and balls hanging out of my shorts last night. I guess it really is summer when the fratastic, man-thigh exposing shorts come out...
Bro i heard that. I've seen so many balls this month its like march madness all over again
I'm not sure what's more surprising, the fact that she said I reminded her of Danny Devito, or the fact that it got me laid.
i was so worried that when his hands were down my pants he was going to find the weed i stole from him
My god. We'll be gay porn millionaires.
He brought a jar of pickles to the party. So now I've had beer, animal crackers, AND a pickle since noon.
I'm just here to guide your spirit, avoiding herpes is on you though
Softest bathroom rug I've slept on in my life, there have been many
He bought me a oreo ice cream cake with "thanks for not calling the cops!" written in icing. If that doesn't sum up winter break, I don't know what does.
just got home to find my brothers naked on the floor covered in chocolate. i am now nervous about sleeping in the same room as them
do you remember showing me a picture of your husbands penis last night?
yea! the mushroom one. i would only show you.
It smells like graded cheese and febreze in the family room what the hell have you been up to???
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