for a minute I thought I needed to put on pants to go get a burrito, but then I remembered I'm in college
this text is just filler to avoid a lull in the conversation
Seriously, let me lead the intervention, my parents did like three with me. I know how it works.
I asked him how he was going to celebrate tomorrow and he said "tits, clits, and bong hits"
What are the signs of a concussion? Please don't freak out.
Why does it always end up with me crying in my car.
Her exstacy made her nickname everyone David. Nobody knows who the fuck she's talking to so we just say no to everything she says. She's crying.
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
Haha I will however wear glass and and draw a lightning bolt scar if you want to have sex that way, and that can be the only time you can call me Harry.
Of course... Double fistin nati light cuz the powers out and it cuts down the times i gotta open the fridge... Genius
OHMYGOD did I try to use pinesol as a mixer?
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
Hey, I'm renting a storage locker for the summer to keep all my bondage shit in so my parents don't see it. You wanna split on it for your all your weed shit?
No no this isn't that fun. I'm alone drinking wine and me and the dogs ran out of things to talk about around 9 am.
Apparently walking into a national conference and proclaiming "i'm here to fuck shit up" is frowned upon.
Who knew?
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