thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
Do you know a sam ****, im at the bar right now and lookin for some dirt on her to guilt trip her in to sex
So the girl I hooked up with last night pretended to be from Comcast when my girlfriend stopped by this morning. She even made a fake appointment to check her internet. Best hookup ever.
I pulled out and her Nuva ring was around my dick... It was like I won a carnival game for adults... I asked her where my big stuffed bear was
Baffled as to how I'm gonna get 150lbs of sand out of my basement.
She got subburned last week and her bikini ties in the middle...when I took off her shirt, there was a sunburned bow between her boobs. Like a present. Happy birthday to me!
She had her laptop open and there was microsoft word opend and all was written was "no italianoo"
when he was about to finish he told me to avert my eyes and keep my lady parts away. chivalry isnt dead.
Pushiiing vjews 4 ma daz caik
Lyk hr kuds 4
ughh I puked about 4 times on metro, no one seems to like the cool design I made on my shirt
Food lion is just a portal. Cheetos are the goal. Its like not banging a super hot chick cause she is french. She still has the same parts just from a different box.
Now I am going to fly my toy helicopter in the dark.
He also has scotch. LOTS AND LOTS of scotch. I think you'd like him!
That is always a wonderful personality trait!
Hung out near hay bales in sweaters then she gave me a pumpkin spice pop rocks bj. That was so freakin' seasonal.
Im sorry for telling you id rather jump into traffic than date you again. I didnt mean to be so rude
For someone who's supposed to be gay Greg is really good at seducing me into things I don't wanna do
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