white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
I think I found my soulmate. This guy in front of me is yelling about getting laid while holding two beers and texting. I think this is love.
The only piece of furniture in the apartment is a wine rack.
someday when you wake up in a dumpster we'll have to have this conversation again...
I still don't understand how I went from crying to blowing you in like two minutes.
Spent the entire ride home from downtown trying to convince designated dawgs to drop us off at waffle house instead of our apartment. i told them it was my house...they didn't buy it.
You said your face felt like it was made out out of boxes and kept asking me to give you a bath.
I danced on the street to dubstep on a boombox for an hour with a lesbian single mother.
I drank butter last night, who am I to judge?
I blame it on the rum. It keeps jumpng doqn my throst.
I've seen people win free drinks for a lot less dude, no need to drop trou on a piano.
Like I don't care that he's a drug dealer, but I have a problem with his inefficient and ineffective business model.
I just sucked dick on a ferry
I haven't answered because I haven't figured out a polite way of saying fuck no
How much glitter would I have to ingest in order for a "magnificent" amount to appear in my ejaculate?
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