Racial profiling caused me to miss two cabs but the third cabs the charm - he's playing Jesus Music
dude your cousin who was wearing the skirt wasn't wearing any underwear
gross she's a slut
yea she doesn't shave either
I am not hooking up with him just to see what his penis looks like.
I made out with four boys last night, AND EXCUSE ME WHILE I COUNT HOW MANY GIRLS.
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
aparently we are going to have sex infront of her friend. ill call you tomorrow
I have no idea. I woke up naked on someones toilet locked in the bathroom with two baby kittens.
Two hours into move in day and the ambulance is here already.
don't get you morals all over my torrid fantasties
After an hour of searching for my pants, we had three people looking. They were finally found in the oven.
I'm sorry for breaking our door. And being a bitch about it.
I don't remember much, but I remember he called me the dick whisperer, so it must not have been all bad.
I like to be the stable force in your otherwise chaotic existence.
He was wearing a diaper to the party. I've never felt like such a creep in my life.
So...a chick sucked my crank...now her dog is licking my feet. I feel like a pharoh on vacation.
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