Is it weird that I think of Ennis from Brokeback Mountain everytime I hear "Make em Say" by Master P? "I don't need your money. Huh." NA NA NA NAAA.
turns out making maccaroni and cheese with whipped cream instead of butter is only good when your high
He woke up licked his hand and put it on my vag and went back to sleep. This is twice this week and its only wednesday
It was almost awkward to look at you naked while listening to Circle of Life. Just saying.
If you feel like laying around and watching a movie, that's where I'll be for the next several hours not moving, blaming others, and generally feeling sorry for myself.
officially christened the dorm room by sucking my spilled drink off the floor. tastes like homee
Let's just say that the best way to get a girls attention is not to slap her on the ass from the window of a moving cab.
Just from watching vine I come to conclusion that all pornstars are dog hoarders.
I just threw up birthday cake.. who's birthday was it?
Awareness is good for change and all, but ignorance is bliss. I like bliss.
He sent me nudes and I told him he reminded me of Buffalo Bill.
You're going to find someone that you love very much and that loves you, and then you're gonna find an additional person that you literally can't stop staring at from across the room. I feel very confidently about that
I have hobbies that aren't destroying myself and others...i can make hats.....
just because he was passed out beside the toilet, didn't give you tge right to pee on him
my aim is off when im drunk
I HATE BEING THIS HIGH FML IT'S LIKE I'M MAKING UP FOR ALL THE 4:20S I DIDNT DO ALL AT ONCE
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