my door was closed and her door was closed but even over the r.kelly playing at full blast i was able to hear her say "THAT'S NOT THE RIGHT HOLE!". Def rethinking my roommate situation.
at the resort hottubing with french twins, who brought champange. this should be a postcard.
so, not only did she give him head while i was asleep next to them, apparently, it was bad head...
Are you serious?
yeah... as often as she does that, you'd think she'd be good at it...
Poopin on the sidewaaalllkkk. I wish my text told you that was a song
omg. don't know how to spell his name, but hot new zealand guy's dick is magic
It's summer and yet I still can't have one library session w/o seeing someone who has had their penis in me.
drunk me just left notes all around the apt to remind shitfaced me that i have mashed potatoes in the fridge. do not take them down if you come home before me.
she gave me a blowjob during our lunchbreak and expected me not to tell people
I think after that blow job he got the other day he'd set himself on fire if I asked.
we're driving around with this really dirty (unclean and inappropriate) 60 year old ex-san quintin con named old skool d that my brother knows and hes bringing us to get weed. what is montana?
We used a snorkel as a funnel. Can you say desperate?
If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
I mean, the sex was awesome last weekend, but I didn't even imagine I'd reached ovarian rupture status.
Got high again and all I want to do is wave this flag around
The lady at the front desk wished you a happy hangover.
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