Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
highlight from tonight: i hit on her and her mother.
i wish i could "like" people's thoughts in real life like i can on facebook
you can....by speaking....
Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
She threw up everywhere and is crying about a fictional character who died on Grey's Anatomy
we tried have sex after i gave him a handjob. he wouldnt get hard and kept saying his little boy is broken.. please come get me
we found you in the closet, clutching coats that werent yours for stability
I feel like, for the first time today, we had a healthy yolo.
FridayRule: If it takes you longer than 5 minutes to find a parking spot, you don't have class today
MAN I GOT NO SLEEP AND HAD A BREAKFAST OF SKITTLES AND ASPIRIN. I'M LIVING THE LIFE.
Dad got stoned the other day and bought us potty training seats for when we have children
They are going to name an STD after you.
meanwhile at my house I found 2 bud heavys in the back of my book shelf crammed between a Franklin book and goodnight moon
Yeah,I'm just gonna keep fucking other guys til this idiot figures out he loves me.
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