So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
I inspected his penis with a mini flashlight to check for visible stds...he was clean
Thats stupid. Your future is a life of less pay for the same work. Free drinks is how capitalism reimburses women for its inequality. & youre not even taking it!
I think we've had way too many heart to hearts in the Mc Donalds parking lot for this to be a healthy relationship
The horniest man in the world doesn't want sex as bad as I want pizza right now.
Apparently at some point last night someone gave me tequila. There was a few shots left when I woke up so that was breakfast. This is a good birthday
He told me he was gonna go wash a trailer and somehow I ended up eating vodka fruit with children in a green bean field.
you can tell a lot about a person by the quality of their porn
No biggie, just trying to keep my liver function in the green
But of course I'm in. After all, what fun would the holidays be without trying to find the perfect gift to impress someone you've never met, but need the approval of??
Did she seriously come back inside just to piss on the kitchen floor?
There's nothing like when u really click with a stripper
I really would enjoy sexual intercourse with you.
Most formal booty call EVER
Whatever he got a sick blow job and his high school fantasy was fulfilled
And that's what dreams are made of
*hilary duff crying in the background*
He makes me want to cheat on my other 3 boyfriends..
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