My feet smell like cheese. Makes me hungry.
I just need someone to hold me and tell me i dont turn boys gay
I woke up on the steps beside a plate of spaghetti and a toilet paper roll ripped in half. And i actually think this day is gonna get better.
We went out. i got lost. dunno where they were. they slept in the car. i slept in an outdoor shower. i dont know anything else.
i told them to call me paula dean as i was making all 10 for $10 boxes of pizza rolls in the microwave
woke up outside on the porch naked surrounded by beer cans with a towl around my neck. i must be in heaven cause i've never seen this place before.
I never want to hear the words unlimited shots for boobs in the same sentence ever again.
I want him in the "you're a terrible idea and are probably going to get me killed by my parents, my siblings, and my boyfriend" way
Yes but from my experience being high around your own baby makes you feel like the worst kind of mom
Tomorrow may or may not be a problem cause i'll be wonder woman for a halloween party aka i'll be fucked up & try & jump off of shit thinking i can fly
I'm pretty sure I just gave myself third degree burns from punching my pizza.
MESSY REBOUND SEX HERE I COME! Time to start stretching to fit in my back seat again ...
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
Went to my bottom drawer for my stash , gone just a note says thanks sucker love dad
Currently eating a pop tart in my underwear waiting for the washer. Not one of my prouder moments.
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