I will be home in 10 min. Dont be beating off on the couch
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i'm writing my speech about my 4th grade backstreet boy concert experience. that sums up how seriously i take my life.
Afterwards she kept poking it and saying "it looks so sad and small" I dont know if I wanted to reach this state in our relationship...
I just witnessed someone getting head in the parking garage. Don't ever tell me Baylor is too conservative again.
Why are all the dvds taped to the fish tank. Really.
The cops knocked on our door just to ask us if we were really having a no-pants party.
Dude, this guy showed up with a 40 and stayed for two days. I want that lack of responsibility
doing an easter egg hunt in a liquor store right now. i feel so adult
Dear lord though. So much glitter. It's just a big gay explosion and all of my whore muscles hurt.
Got cut off last night cuz this chick had her hands down my shorts and was blatantly playing with my dick while I was trying to order. apparently that's "frowned upon"
He sang a ten minute song about me sitting on his face and eating quesadillas. Pretty sure I have to marry him.
And he put my hair in my clip while i blew him...and he did a good job
I swear if you help me with this I will eat you out and buy you all the Taco Bell you want.
it's 1043 pm. still havent changed out of the shirt i wore last night so at this point i figure i'll go for twosies.
Or is it distressingly heterosexual?
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