quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
Mars, I'm going to name my child horatio mars. He will hate me till he gets high. Then he'll understand
Remind them to make the "above the influence" commercial about us fallin off a ferris wheel
Just think about how many life skills I lack. Cooking... Driving... Sobriety...
I've started grabbing my boobs in front of my lesbian philosophy professor so she'll give me a better grade. It's working...
He took a shot, then proceeded to puke into the bucket he was iceing his broken foot in
Hey, can you come over and kill me real quick
he got mad becuase i made more noise when he gave me a back massage then i do when we actually have sex
So he says "my girlfriends coming over so you have to leave but I love you"
We realized tonight that we have to get advice about guys from you because you're our only straight male friend that neither of us has slept with.
I feel like you're the reason public nudity is illegal and generally frowned upon in society
at first i said "no rollerblading if I'm going to be drunk," but we all know how that went
So you're saying that I ended up challenging a dude to Uno then proceed to punch them in the face?
My life. Always pantsless and occasionally topless.
He has a penis. Therefore, he counts.
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