Did you put 9lbs of birdseed all over my car?
You weighed it?
Spider just rapelled from her vag rethinking online dating.
like semen in my mouth is absolutely disgusting but i'd still like to experience it
any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
She gave 2 thumbs up when Nirvana came on the radio while blowing me in the bathroom
pre-gaming in the library. just gonna keep going until i'm too drunk to keep working and then i'll be there.
Please tell me that chemistry equipment is for chemistry and not for producing felonies.
lets talk about you, dubstep, and a bunny suit.
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
Now theyre filling the kiddie pool water with boxes and boxes of jello powder and im not sure if thats a sign i should leave or what
I'm about to play another round of who's panties are in my car.
Someone who makes you cum so hard that you have an asthma attack is clearly your soulmate
all I want for my birthday is booze and sex toys. don't bother calling if neither of those are included.
Ahhh the shame of taking out my recycling
Our baby is creepy.
That's how we know it's ours. haha
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