..now you can marry chaz and be in cher's family..
yeah n i dont have to pretend to be into chicks to do it now...
Hurry. And bring back up. SHE WON'T STOP TALKING.
Sorry I couldn't answer your call, I'm expecting a call from Chris Hansen.
I'm guessing you didn't end up going to the bar last night.
Nope. Ended up at what I believe was a slumber party down the street.
six shots in, he is hammered and doing stretches before each shot
Ended up passed out drunk in the neighbors lawn, still in costume. Neighbors thought I was a lawn decoration. Ten points for best Halloween ever.
I need Christmas break to be over. I'm tired of fucking my old High School girlfriends
Mom got me cough medicine that tastes like tequila . She said she took taste tests. Best mom ever.
she blew me in the men's room in the restaurant. it was a french bistro, so it was okay
I've got to admit, I'm a little hesitant about giving him road head. I've seen how he drives and I've seen how he acts when I give him head. A small part of me is saying this is going to end badly.
I need to throw up and die. The order doesn't matter. I feel like shit
For the record we tried to find 4th of july porn. Did not turn out well.
omg i wish you could see the front of my car.
There's literally a dust print of your body and your arm trying to hold on and the other one where your fingers visibly dragged down the hood.
Why did this happen to me why did I have to meet him if I could go back in time I never would have grabbed his dick
Man. Apparently I blacked out between the 4th margarita and my air mattress. Asleep in my jeans at 10pm. Mom outdrank me again.
Riding your boyfriend's dick for an hour then waitressing for 8 hours. Would not recommend.
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