the shit that comes out of a woman's mouth when she knows you can't hit her is fucking unbelieveable
i luv seein jocks study. its like watching monkeys masturbate.
Oh my god. I think I just sexted my mom...
What?!
Fwd: Ride me, you sleek sleek woman!!!
I just took a bite of a bagel at school and it tasted like weed. If I am high for my test in 2 hours I'm gonna kick someones ass
my whole body is tingling just thinking about the orgasm hes going to give me
well other than the faint smell of fireworks in the truck you can't really tell the windshield was exploded
He calls it "his noble steed" and i plan to ride it.
Wake your ass up this is a day of horror where we get horroibly drunk and sleep with tandom dudes who wish they were super heros ps i havr stuffed animals over my privates im a petting zoo this year
I asked what you thought of her and you replied not the biggest I have had
this is the first time i'm angry at someone with so much boobs. she like managed to break my glass and my phone with one glorious swing
Hey, I'm renting a storage locker for the summer to keep all my bondage shit in so my parents don't see it. You wanna split on it for your all your weed shit?
I'm 50% okay with that amount of body contact... plus/minus 7% based on where blood may flow.
You know what's awkward? Being with your girlfriend and seeing her ex-boyfriend that she left for you while you've got a Ron Burgundy level awkward boner.
It's no shave November. This is our time.
Yo whoever left a thong on the dining room table, first of all get help second of all please remove it now
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