I found a dealer that takes plastic. I'm so in trouble.
at russian wedding, no open bar. bottles of vodka at table. getting to work tomorrow may be an issue.
She made me take my shoes off outside her room but she didn't make me wear a condom. I am confused.
I AM OVERLY HIGH AND OVERLY AWARE OF MY TONGUE IN MY MOUTH
I don't even know if I LIKE sober sex any more.
The only thing I remember is doing a toddlers and tiaras dance routine onstage. I fucking CURTSIED.
OMG stop. Pretty feet? Sparkle baby!
I peed in a 7/11 last night. Like literally pretended I pretended I was shopping, looked around, and peed on boxes in the corner. No more tequila
Look outside and see if the septic tank explodes when I flush this.
I just realized my new apartment is at the corner of Patrick Henry and Mary Jane.
Give me weed or give me death?
So I should just walk in, look him in the eye and say, "I just came to fuck your brother, nice to meet you" and just walk to your room.
I mean go ahead and let your freak flag fly but if you could not fly it in my bed that would be great
I or someone else dumped a lot of glitter into my boobs last night.
I hate that I will forever be known as the girl who puked on the front lawn. That only happened once.
I have dined. Now I want to get fucked.
Idk if I want to put a bra on
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