I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
we got back to my place and he started talking about feelings. i politely told him to leave and that he managed to cock block himself.
we do all of our sexting over chat on words with friends, so my boyfriend doesn't know about it when he looks at my texts.
his tattoo said carpe diem which i thought was ironic considering his epilepsy
did i get hit in the head with a hammer? someone just asked me...
You called him your tasty little crouton. Which actually wasn't the weirdest part.
I'm not sure if it was the 11 shots or your naturally vibrant personality but I recall you being quite noisy that evening
I'm gonna let my dick speak for itself from now on. Seriously, it's always recruiting for me even after 6 hours of drinking.
Turns out the guy I peed on gave me a ride back to my dorm this morning.
You are a god.
I sat on my couch last night watching What Women Want, eating ice cream, and sobbing "why doesn't she like me?" Why was I born a man?
Well I woke up at my house so that's a plus. But I'm pretty sure I peed on my sofa because I woke up in the pee position.
Just bought a dildo. Happy first time single in four years Valentine's Day to me
I'm handling the NHL draft worse than getting dumped this week
Well I've always wanted to get head while playing WoW...
K I'll do it, but mine is going to be WAY weirder. Your not allergic to shellfish, right?
This night could easily degenerate into a drunken haze of strippers and gambling, but I need a support network.
Randomize
